Cat Flipping

[Winter Phoenix]

A cat sitting on a shelf with a 30k price tag is also called

A DUST COLLECTOR! (registered trademark WP enterprises)

I've seen 15k cats in the same spot for the past three years,

BUT... I have also had expensive cats,
parked on the wall that didn't sell for the longest time,
suddenly vanish in a cloud of linden dollars.

(Much to my dismay, I had it priced comically high
because I really didn't want to sell it and IT DID.)

So there are people with too much cash who will pay crazy sums,
but they are wayyyyy few and far betweeeeen.

If you're gambling on a lotto winner scooping up that green parrot mega,
feel free to leave a 30k price tag on it.

Otherwise, drop the price and actually sell it!

I'd like to see a well advertised super collectible mega auction
and see what the actual going rates really are!

Maybe even pick up a bunch of 3k megas and SELL EM FOR 30K
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!