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RE: The Secret Lives of KittyCatS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - NOT THE NEURAL NEUTRALIZER!!!!!! :O
RESPONSE TO MR. W. PHOENIX
Hmmmmm.... interesting theories Mr. Phoenix.... or shall I say Mr. Bond!
However, what Jessica said in a moment of weakness cannot be revealed to the public.
She is a perfect lady and she would be quite mortified.
As for the Russians....
all I can say is - the one who spilled the beans was indeed a Blue Russian.
Intelligence suggests that the Russian's may be seeking cattery domination with their M.O.F ears.
However, the American Shorthair's still hold the trump of Latte Whiskers.
But they continue to play their cards close to their chest.
The Foxies sadly are lagging behind....
what with Atlast's nocturnal activities,
they cannot be relied upon to deliver the goods!
No wonders Blondie Foxie is nervous!!!
It's a complex game of kitty-subversion involving double agents, double crossing each other.
Right now, we cannot be sure which way the cards will fall.
Suffice it to say, in the interests of public safety, you will all be kept informed.
Yours sincerely,
N. Heartsdale
Head of Intelligence at the Heartsdale Cattery
(MI5.5 Division)
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