Riding a mega!

[Winter Phoenix]

It seems the megapussies we ride at our place

DONT KNOW HOW TO RUN!

Tried double tapping the up arrow,
tried going into run mode before jumping on the thing,
nada.

I had my ass handed to me by a girl in a tube top riding a giant pandie.

She was zooming around the track in a high speed run animation,
and I was liesurely strolling about like a parade float.

All I needed was a Miss USA hand wave.

UBER LAMO!

Am I simply breeding anemic mega's?
Or was she injecting hers with crystal meth???
Its not just my main racing mega,
our foxie mega cant run worth a damn either!
Booooooooo!