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[Winter Phoenix]

After taking a flamethrower to the six thousand meroo's that
a renter had accumulating in a skybox,
I was determined never to see a breedable again.
But my sidekick decided to get me a chateau black and white KittyCat
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

Being an allurophiliac,
and having owned the real thing in various quantities over the years,
I let the thing loose in my house.
The following day, I could not find the kitteh.
Looking everywhere for about a half hour I finally
noticed a tail sticking out from the sofa.
The cat had managed to get inside it somehow.
So I reset the range, so that it couldnt reach the couch.

The following day...missing again!
After searching everywhere I finally noticed
it was hovering outside one of the huge plateglass windows of my mountaintop abode.
I live on a steep cliff!
And the cat was HOVERING! And TAKING A BATH!
40 METERS ABOVE THE EARTH!
I tossed a grappling hook and got it back inside,
scolding it and going into a tirade about the dangers of gravity.

I then hit the main store and grabbed a HUD.
Great tool!

The next day it was gone again.
And this time, the cat was not showing up on the HUD!
And after a thorough search,
ran a diagnostic estate search of the entire island,
and came to the conclusion the cat had swam off the island
and ESCAPED.
I assumed it was miffed over my ranting and was going to show me a thing or two.
But I knew it couldnt have swam off,
I have TRIED but the current is too strong!

And suddenly I realized,
It had demonstrated for the first time to me,
a KittyCats ability to traverse time and space.
To a KittyCatS, physics need not apply!!

So Nectere goes out and BUYS ME ANOTHER ONE.
Still I was determined to find out where the first one went.
I went to the Main store and found the infamous Kitten Longmeadow.
She said, " YES. SOMETIMES THEY DO THAT."
She said, " YES THEY CAN PASS THROUGH WALLS"
She said, " BUT ITS OK, I AM A MAGICAL MEDIUM WHO CAN
RETRIEVE KITTEH'S FROM THE SPIRIT REALM!"
No, she didnt really say that, BUT THATS WHAT SHE DID!
And according to my support log,
shes rescued five of these runaways so far!
When you have such quirky felines running about
excellent customer service is a necessity!

So with two kitteh in the house it was only a matter of time
before we had a DOZEN kitteh's in the yard!
At which point we decided that instead of having 50 feral cats
wandering about, we would convert the old windmill into a shoppe.
And thus, DER KITTEH MILL came into being.

Winnow the first cat still lives up at the house in Permapet form,
wearing a rather dashing tophat,
and number two NEO now lives in the town hall treehouse.
Both have refrained from teleporting off the island.
Now if only their offspring would do the same!

Come visit sometime, we speak KITTEH!
We also have ShadoZe kitteh klub across the yard,
almost ready for business,
and our cheesy mini Megatrak in a massive virtual cube
is just about set for your social events.
Best of luck in your endeavors!