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[Ethereal Hurricane]

They're pretty much corporate suckfests with 'The Man' coming down on you harder and faster than you can poke a pointy stick at.

Every single auction I go to is strictly business, no fun and games. I like it. I play hard and party none. I don't show up to these events to enjoy myself, I want to get it done, quick, and dirty.

I personally have a real life, like you, and sitting at an auction that lasts longer than 12 seconds is just too much investment for me.

I'm a nightowl by nature as well, I wake up at 5pm and sleep at 5am, daylight bothers my unnaturally pale skin.

So if you're looking for a good time, don't bother coming to any auction, you won't be satisfied.