Did I destroyed my cat?

[Winter Phoenix]

(04-12-2013 05:36 AM)Aniela Szondi Wrote:  
Hello there :-)

I just bought a cat and I think I destroyed him.

You didnt destroy your kitteh,
only a giant TRANSFORMER robot could do that.

You have merely messed with the kittehs quantum mechanics,
and now he has been transported through a rift in time/space,
where he now exists in a parallel universe where a kitteh can
frolic and play all day in the golden sunshine,

those at the factory call this THE MENAGERIE.

But you can get your kitteh to come back from the light,
there is a medium by the name of Kitten Longmeadow,
and she has the ability to go into the light and pull the kittehs back.

She even hoses the ectoplasm slime off of them for you.

You can notify Kitten Longmeadow of your dilemma by
taking the blue pill and filing a support ticket.

And soon your dimension traveling kitteh will be stuck to one of your attachment points
and telepathically saying things like" HOW DID YOU GET TO BE SO BIG."



Anytime you get a new kitteh,
DONT OPEN THE BOX!
Stay outta there, and just click on it!
These thangs are menu driven!