A cat story -- surreal style

[Winter Phoenix]

...rolled the chewed catnip cud into a blunt and proceeded to light it.

He inhaled the fragrant aroma and blew a smoke ring across the room.

" Pebbles, Pebbles, Pebbles. I know what I'VE been smokin', but I
have no idea what YOU'VE been smoking! Challenge me for the throne??
Some two bit, backwoods, booboo tailed TEACUP??????"

Even Silvermoon nodded in agreement.

At which point one of the fairies shouted. . . .