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RE: A cat story -- surreal style
and announced in a huff, "I am not some dog that you can bribe with a treat! I am the Prince of Cats!"
He sniffed, that catnip did smell like heaven waiting to be rolled in.
"No deal. The fairies stole the tail from the cats on the Isle of Man. Until they return what was taken, we will not consider meeting with those thieves!"
hmmm, Thieves. He knew a very good cat burglar ring. Maybe they could steal that unicorns' catnip. It's aroma was uncommonly enticing.
"Come speak to me once they have returned the tails"
The Unicorn considered the Prince of Cat and replied, ....
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." Terry Pratchett
Der Kitty Mill
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